Wisdom of Confusion

nigga-chan: this is a gif of my friend who was eating a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:18:23 -0400

this is a gif of my friend who was eating a sandwich while she while she was skyping me but then she started crying when she heard this loud beating at the door and some booming voices. she was so scared she didnt even want to talk on the cam anymore so she typed “i think….i think its black ppl” and at first i thought she was joking until she started crying and it was making me uncomfortable so i decided to close my laptop because i didnt know what was going on but just before my laptop closed i heard her say through sobs “I JUST WANT TO EAT M Y SANDWICH”

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut: When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:17:44 -0400

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:

When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes

celebrate-the-magic: The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued.

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:17:20 -0400

celebrate-the-magic:

The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 18:17:03 -0400

stepchildofthesun: crystalmeowth: whorem0anz: My dog looks...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:16:51 -0400

stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING

and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE

And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?

him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

-annoying: one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says “is that why you get off the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:16:09 -0400

-annoying:

one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says

“is that why you get off the computer sometimes”

saverockandroll: burn everything u love then burn the ashes

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:15:14 -0400

saverockandroll:

burn everything u love then burn the

ashes

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Thu, 23 May 2013 18:14:59 -0400

kawaii-santa-chan: kawaii-santa-chan: kawaii-santa-chan: there is no teacher in my history class...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:14:53 -0400

kawaii-santa-chan:

kawaii-santa-chan:

kawaii-santa-chan:

there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in

update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a teacher

UPDATE: THE PRINCIPLE WALKED IN AND DIDNT NOTICE ANYTHING

Do you know how you make someone into a Dalek?

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:14:28 -0400

Do you know how you make someone into a Dalek?

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Thu, 23 May 2013 18:14:09 -0400

hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:13:52 -0400

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

voodoohoneychld: you are the universe

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:13:37 -0400

voodoohoneychld:

you are the universe

boku-no-poltergeist: strong pokemon team., no. use the cute ones

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:13:30 -0400

boku-no-poltergeist:

strong pokemon team., no. use the cute ones

jensenacklesruinedmylife: czystiel: thetricksterandtheoptimist: evil-overlordess: Permission to...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:13:20 -0400

jensenacklesruinedmylife:

czystiel:

thetricksterandtheoptimist:

evil-overlordess:

Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.

“ Satan was just pretty chill.”

what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore

let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful

#tHE APOCALYPSE WAS LESS STRESSFUL

lychgate: no way guys

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:12:58 -0400

lychgate:

no way guys

that post was probably really old, but eyebrows are for keeping sweat out of your eyes vuv (like whenever you run or whatever and your forehead gets sweaty? that's what they keep out of your eyes)

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:12:24 -0400

I’m aware

gerard is actually a penguin.

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:11:56 -0400

Can I keep him as a pet

muse: ok so let's do an album warning about the environmental crisis and condemning human greed and lust for power

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:10:42 -0400

muse: ok so let's do an album warning about the environmental crisis and condemning human greed and lust for power
muse: BUILD THE BIGGEST FUCKING STAGE EVER, WITH SMOKESTACKS THAT SPEW FIRE, LOTS OF CONFETTI, A GIANT ROBOT, AND BLAST HUGE AMOUNTS OF CO2

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Thu, 23 May 2013 16:54:28 -0400