this is a gif of my friend who was eating a sandwich while she while she was skyping me but then she started crying when she heard this loud beating at the door and some booming voices. she was so scared she didnt even want to talk on the cam anymore so she typed “i think….i think its black ppl” and at first i thought she was joking until she started crying and it was making me uncomfortable so i decided to close my laptop because i didnt know what was going on but just before my laptop closed i heard her say through sobs “I JUST WANT TO EAT M Y SANDWICH”
When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes
The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued.
My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*
one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says
“is that why you get off the computer sometimes”
burn everything u love then burn the
there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in
update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a teacher
UPDATE: THE PRINCIPLE WALKED IN AND DIDNT NOTICE ANYTHING
Do you know how you make someone into a Dalek?
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
you are the universe
strong pokemon team., no. use the cute ones
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful#tHE APOCALYPSE WAS LESS STRESSFUL