posted on July 27th 2014 at 8:06 via aslaveobeyss © cl0thes0ff with 1,712 notes -- reblog

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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posted on July 27th 2014 at 8:05 via gallifreyfalls-nomoree © z-co with 64,458 notes -- reblog


posted on July 27th 2014 at 5:41 via justinenchls with 6 notes -- reblog

failgifs:

I could watch this for hours!



posted on July 27th 2014 at 5:27 via failgifs with 3,191 notes -- reblog

neatpotatoes:

iconic

davusignavus:

rudimentree:

davusignavus:

i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said

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“now all of china knows you’re queer”

please deliver this reply to your mother:

image“perfect”
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she laughed so hard i think she exploded



posted on July 27th 2014 at 2:01 via gedard © davusignavus with 172,476 notes -- reblog

youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom



posted on July 27th 2014 at 2:01 via kill-all--your-friends © youngstero with 72,640 notes -- reblog

hi:

the internet angers me cause I see all these amazing pictures

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of such wonderful looking places

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that I want to travel and adventure to

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but i’m just sitting here like

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posted on July 27th 2014 at 2:00 via nerd-in-the-tardis © hi with 202,075 notes -- reblog

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

THIS IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE



posted on July 27th 2014 at 2:00 via tentaclenymph © warriorchicken with 256,882 notes -- reblog

note-a-bear:

I HATE THIS WEBSITE


platinia:

Bottled up emotions.

This is art



posted on July 27th 2014 at 1:59 via sar-sez-yes © nyctaeus with 349,947 notes -- reblog

liartownusa:

Oh Christ, Not This Asshole Again



posted on July 27th 2014 at 1:59 via kill-all--your-friends © liartownusa with 8,061 notes -- reblog

dulect:

if the song tik tok didn’t define 2009 for you idk what did



posted on July 27th 2014 at 1:59 via kill-all--your-friends © dulect with 153,382 notes -- reblog

tentaclesandteacups:

A helpful flow chart for those who may need some pointers in the matter.

Designed by Racquel Reichard :)



posted on July 27th 2014 at 1:58 via tentaclenymph © tentaclesandteacups with 2,161 notes -- reblog